05S203 2006

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Block Test Mania!

In order to promote the spirit of mugging in meridian, MJC is proud to schedule a one week brain-nourishment exercise exclusively for its beloved students right after the March holidays.

Of course, reactions of "muggers" at meridian vary widely. Recent interviews done on random students by the 05s203 Kaypoh society revealed shocking revelations!

Tom riddle of 05s999, who happened to share the same name as the infamous Lord Voldermort from Harry Potter series, intend to cast a charm on his pen so that he will ace his exams. He even wanted to demonstrate to us the wonders of his charm, by shoving us a clean sheet of paper which he claimed was his GP essay written by his magic pen. Of course, we know at once that he is psychotic and retarded, probably due to the stress of the exams. When we declined to know more about his charm and wanted to proceed to interview a more "sensible" person, he threatened to cast "Avada Kedavra." on us. What followed next was that we tricked him into the boys' toilet by claiming that his arch enemy, Harry Potter, was inside waiting for him, and bondaged him immediately.

Mary kate, from 05S000, was so stressed out by the exams that she had confused studies with her daily aspects of life. When we asked her to offer us glimpses into her revision schedule, she retorted funny answers like chatting on MSN, watching TV and shopping monotonously. But when we asked her to provide us with insights into her leisure time, she exclaimed enthusiatically that she had "Physics" for breakfast, "Maths" for lunch, "Chemistry" for dinner and "Biology" for supper. Gosh! Another victim of exams!

Due to lack of time we can only provide you with 2 extracts of the interviews among the countless we had done. We shall upload the rest shortly if we have the time. Feel free to comment anything on our bites. We swear we won't bondage you!

05S203 KPS
Leaking Crap anytime, anywhere, anyplace, anything.

Kahhaw

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