Parodies & Parallels of Shinigami & 05S203

For some reason on the last day of school, some of us 'Bleach' kakis decided to go down the register and draw parallels between captains of the Gotei 13 and our class. Here goes:

1st Division Captain: Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni
Register No. 1: Peyan (Pen)
Well it's pretty cool that she's the one in charge of Gotei 16.

2nd Division Captain: Soi Fon
Register No. 2: Ibrizah (Breeze)
Hey no kidding man. Ibrizah is a blackbelt!

3rd Division Captain: Ichimaru Gin
Register No. 3: Hiu Yan (Monkeylau)
Really the resemblance is so uncanny I dunno where to start. That perpetual smile, those eyes...

4th Division Captain: Unohana Retsu
Register No. 4: Hazel
Here its pretty striking here too with all the healing abilities and all. The fact that Hazel is in Red Cross can only be a bonus.

5th Division Captain: Aizen Sousuke
Register No. 5: Parveen (Para Para)
It's not bad here too. Being the main antagonist in the show, it only serves to complement Parveen's evil Brown Widow image.

6th Division Captain: Kuchiki Byakuya
Register No 6: Kristin Peh
Scenario: Kristin training to master Senbonzakura.
Kristin: Chire, Senbonzakura!
*Zampakutou cracks in half and clatters to the ground*
But hey, they both have the character 'Bai" in their names!

7th Division Captain: Komamura Sajin
Register No. 7: Chris (Kang Ge, Ogre etc.)
Not bad. Komamura is the tallest member of the Gotei 13 as is Chris the tallest of the Gotei 16. Not to mention they are both pretty intimidating sometimes.

8th Division Captain: Kyouraku Shunsui
Register No. 8: Ming Han
Both like girls and Ming Han is a pink person...

9th Division Captain: Tousen Kaname
Register No. 9: Wei Chee (Chee)
Well, they are both pretty dark-skinned.

10th Division Captain: Hitsugaya Toushiro
Register No. 10: Ying Hui
Same context as the 7th division comparision.

11th Division Captain: Zaraki Kenpachi
Register No. 11: Luqman (luqqi)
I don't think Luq is gonna have that much trouble putting on bells as Zaraki does...

12th Division Captain: Kurotsuchi Mayuri
Register No. 12: ME
Yuck. To think that I actually ended up with him. Frankly I think this place rightfully belong to someone else but oh well. But pretty Nemu being my Vice captain , I don't think I'm gonna complain too much either.

13th Division Captain: Ukitake Juushiro
Register No. 13: Elvynd
Wow better start growing long hair soon...

(the next three people will be following the the vice captains of the division following the second digit of their register number)

4th Division Vice Captain: Kotetsu Isane
Register No. 14: Wei Jun
Well, his ambition is to be a doctor, so yea I suppose theres some similarity there.

5th Division Vice Captain: Hinamori Momo
Register No. 15: Kahhaw (Cow)
Well they are both pretty innocent and ahem*, cute.

6th Division Vice Captain: Abarai Renji
Register No. 16: Isaac (I-Z)
Hafta start the tatoo work soon...

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